sherli-holmes:

impishtubist:

heartequals:

joanlocked:

I like to think that if John and Joan met, he’d check her out and expect her to be flattered, and she wouldn’t take any of his shit.

lololololol

“So, d’you want to, I don’t know, get dinner—”

“No.”

YES

And Jude’s Watson would be totally judging John’s technique from a corner like

(Source: magicfingers)

#GET IN LOSER WE’RE GOING SHOPPING

manfurarm:

nevver:

Ladybird Mimic Spider

 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

leemillers:

sparklefap:

sailortits:

mynameislyddy:

Nice, but they’re still white, conventionally attractive, not visually trans* or disabled, neither of them have visable scarring, stretchmarks, etc, I mean, even on a basic body-positive note, neither of them have hair legs or armpits.

I’ve yet to see ONE graphic along these lines that actually include anything other than the chubby/skinny thing. Let’s see some fat, scarred and stretchmarked black trans women with prosthetic limbs or dwarfism or something, and hairy legs, maybe she’s got a shaped afro or something, natural black hair is looked down on by society.

Then I’ll get as excited as the rest of tumblr by these nicely drawn graphics.

YOU PEOPLE ARE NEVER HAPPY A RE YOU

IS THIS FUCKING BETTER??!?@»@?

she still doesn’t have hairy legs

(Source: paperraine)

Reblog if no one has a crush on you.

(Source: 0rexia)

My entire Nick Lowe collection (includes Basher: the Best of Nick Lowe, The Impossible Bird, The Convincer, At My Age and The Old Magic*)

(*The Old Magic is his newest album)

Whoops, one song escaped the zip: What’s so Funny about Peace, Love and Understanding**, get it here.

(**Yep, that’s his song. Even I’ll admit Costello does it better, but it’s still Lowe’s song, the genius. Also Johnny Cash’s The Beast in Me? Lowe’s.)

the-unnatural-disaster:

alecshao:

Matteo Pugliese

This is why I don’t do deals with Jabba the Hutt

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I am…King Dick.